Archive - Food is Stupid

The Olive Garden hot dog

it's endless if you supply the wieners

Mar 22 •

Sorry it's been a while

a bum eye can be a bummer

Mar 8 •

February 2024

The Sack Lunch Milk Punch

milk lunch sack punch

Feb 16 •

The Virility Crunchwrap Supreme

it's all about them boners

Feb 9 •

the penis clam is the gift that keeps on giving

Feb 2 •

January 2024

aka corn clam, aka clam penis

Jan 26 •

It's story time: Let's cook with the Nebraskan First Ladies

who could ever forget frosted salad?

Jan 19 •

Chicken cordon bleu or pink

winner winner gender reveal dinner

Jan 10 •

December 2023

Salted eggnog: a triumph

plus, the recipe

Dec 21, 2023 •

Salted (uh, coagulated) egg nog

let's funk up your nog

Dec 14, 2023 •

The McRib McMuffin (and the MaccaRib)

get ready to be tiktok famous, dickholes

Dec 8, 2023 •

November 2023

The A5 Wagyu Hamburger Helper

east meets west, in my ass

Nov 30, 2023 •

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