Archive - Food is Stupid

18 hrs ago •

Mike's Hardest Beenie Weenie

if it got any harder he'd have to go to the hospital

Jul 19 •

Mike's Hard Sausage

the three most chilling words in the English language

Jul 12 •

June 2024

Chicken McNuggets with instant ramen dipping sauce

food is stupid but food is sometimes sad too

Jun 28 •

the adult kids snack

Jun 13 •

The delicious destiny sandwich

it's time for the experts to jump in

Jun 7 •

May 2024

The nasty destiny sandwich

or the dish that created the greatest food writer in all of history

May 31 •

The meal replacement mudslide

aka the most nutritious cocktail ever

May 24 •

it's soylent but deadly

May 17 •

March 2024

The Olive Garden hot dog

it's endless if you supply the wieners

Mar 22 •

Sorry it's been a while

a bum eye can be a bummer

Mar 8 •

February 2024

The Sack Lunch Milk Punch

milk lunch sack punch

Feb 16 •

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