oh also years ago you wrote about Osaki imitation crab being super good, and I looked for it a while and never found it in madison, wi. Last weekend I was at an H Mart in Chicago and lo and behold, I immediately recognized it years after last thinking of it. I haven't tried it yet but was happy to have something randomly remind me of all the joy I've had reading your stuff over the years :D
If you're ever out this way again, stop at Edelweiss German Restaurant on Irving Park, they'll let you play the alpenhorn on Sunday nights. (That's...what she said??)
Next week you're making a cross between Flintstones chewables and those anchovy stock tabs, right? RIGHT?!?!?
Oh, and happy annual rotation day!
The fact that you haven't eaten one of those anchovy stock tablets yet is kind of surprising. Don't let us down! And happy birthday!
Happy birthday Dannis!
oh also years ago you wrote about Osaki imitation crab being super good, and I looked for it a while and never found it in madison, wi. Last weekend I was at an H Mart in Chicago and lo and behold, I immediately recognized it years after last thinking of it. I haven't tried it yet but was happy to have something randomly remind me of all the joy I've had reading your stuff over the years :D
You've been with me for the long haul!
This would pair nicely with the beer Hop Butcher made out of the magic water!
Is the Pepsi chalice from Medieval Times? I know they only serve "Medieval Pepsi". Hmmm. Happy Birthday Dannis!
I got it as a part of some weird promo mailer for a Gladiator movie which I never ended up seeing. I bet Pepsi would taste horrible in it.
"They’re pretty much like bouillon cubes, but better. They also resemble large chewable vitamins, but I’m not sure you’d really want to eat one."
I think we all know what needs to happen next.
I have the same birthday as my mom too. Nice one
Happy birthday!!
Happy birfday man! I look old af, gonna have to get me some of that magic water soon. Or maybe just shave.
I hear if you toss a quarter into the coin slot at the magic fountain you get good luck for a year.
It’s a dude’s butt actually, but by all means feel free.
Happy birthday Dannis!
Happy Birthday Dannis!!! 39 again I presume??
If you're ever out this way again, stop at Edelweiss German Restaurant on Irving Park, they'll let you play the alpenhorn on Sunday nights. (That's...what she said??)
Happy Birthday Sir! Better than drinking from a river and then finding a herd of hippos lounging upstream.
Long noodle= long live something I've heard from Chinese folk, but for Lunar New Year. Either way can't go wrong with noodles!
HOW DID I NOT KNOW OUR BIRTHDAYS ARE ONLY A DAY APART HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY 💖💖💖
Happy birthday to you too!!!
Happy bday, sweet love!!! You deserve alllllll the magic!!! Glad that water didn’t give you the poops!
I once collected a couple bottles of Schiller Woods magic water and used it to make big ice cubes for Old Fashioneds. So far, I have lived forever.
Happy birthday!