I dunno I think I’d have lightly sautéed those oysters first? I love raw oysters but um…ew, I have that funny taste in my mouth now. I think they’re as boner producing sautéed as they would be raw. And the taco seasoning might’ve had a chance then. Okra aside, it might’ve been another VDay BonAppetit cover heh heh. But gross is fun. And let’s face it that IS where the party is. Happy boning you two!!! 🤭❤️❤️
This was a funny story Dennis, you are braver than I am with the oysters, I think I gagged when you talked about the raw oyster slipping out. Enjoyed it.
So in essence, instead of bone food, you created birth control....
Hahaha!!
I hope you bought five copies for your mother!
I am still trying to get past the missing dick jock for "Big Hot Dog." You're a wiener!
In Costa Rica right now and Taco Bell are selling Taki burritos...
Congrats on making the cover! That's fantastic.
The raw oyster, not so much.
Happy V-Day to you both!
I dunno I think I’d have lightly sautéed those oysters first? I love raw oysters but um…ew, I have that funny taste in my mouth now. I think they’re as boner producing sautéed as they would be raw. And the taco seasoning might’ve had a chance then. Okra aside, it might’ve been another VDay BonAppetit cover heh heh. But gross is fun. And let’s face it that IS where the party is. Happy boning you two!!! 🤭❤️❤️
“Big Hot Dog” is run by Vienna, other manufacturers need not apply…
Congrats on all your success Dennis. It's amazing to see. May you and Davida have a crunchwrapped supremely good V-Day.
#1 one of the funniest things I've read all year
#2 thanks for ruining my appetite for both romance AND food. At least you have taco bell and self manipulation to look forward to.
This is the first time food writing has ever shocked me. Refreshing, original, and grim! Have subscribed. 👍🏻
This was a funny story Dennis, you are braver than I am with the oysters, I think I gagged when you talked about the raw oyster slipping out. Enjoyed it.
Getting strung out on a Chicago sidewalk, and killing the mood, who says artists don't suffer for their work any more.
Let us know if it works! Would be great to see a little Dannis Ree sometime in the future.