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May 31, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Since it’s spaghetti I thought you were supposed to eat it? I never drank spaghetti. I still fully approve of what you’ve done, of course.

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Skum, foam, skin. So many great descriptions of weird shit floating on top of other shit in this post. Nice work. And good luck with the eye.

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I was struck by a great/terrible idea the other day that immediately made me think of you! Basically it's trail mix, but everything hurts you. It's wasabi peas or peanuts, candied ginger, sour skittles (or some other sour candy), chilinut m&ms (or some other spicy chocolate), and salt and vinegar pretzels. I'm thinking of calling it Wail Mix (or Wail on the Trail Mix)!

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I think I might love you. In a disgusted yet respectful way.

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May 31, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

"It’s like we tapped into the the secret stash of rare oak-casked shit that’s been buried in some dead estate-owner’s private cellar for decades, except that estate owner was a gamer and really into NASCAR." - Gold! Also - Davida telling you that you could run to the emergency room. So good.

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May 31, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

I MUST HAVE THE FORBIDDEN POWER SMOOTHIE!!!

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May 31, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Hope you feel better soon

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May 31, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

This is a banger! Well done. So sorry about your ongoing eye troubles.

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May 31, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Keep going with absolute fire posts like this please.

Having eye trouble myself. Sending support.

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May 31, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

maybe they can put some of this stuff in your eye while you're getting surgery. you'll probably get some x-men powers out of it

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May 31, 2023·edited May 31, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

In the Capitol Wasteland, we called it “Jet”. Better keep some on hand.

And I daresay the concoctions look even more gross than… Jet was made from brahmin dung fumes? Ewwwww.

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Just had an idea I may not be brave enough to make, so I'm hoping you will: savory pudding. Pudding but you use mac and cheese packet or ramen flavor packet. throw in nachos or uncooked ramen noodles and it's a trifle. come on!!!

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I died at "You know, in order to unlock all of its nutrients."

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