Also, I will have you know that your "better way to buttchug" concept sparked a side discussion in our household. Because, I pointed out, you'd really need a REALLY REALLY GOOD FRIEND to help you with that - since the reaction happens so fast and you'd need someone to aim the foamy butt-beer cannon (not to be confused with butterbeer. pl…
Also, I will have you know that your "better way to buttchug" concept sparked a side discussion in our household. Because, I pointed out, you'd really need a REALLY REALLY GOOD FRIEND to help you with that - since the reaction happens so fast and you'd need someone to aim the foamy butt-beer cannon (not to be confused with butterbeer. please, do not confuse butt-beer with butterbeer.).
So then I was thinking out loud about how one could do this more easily on their own (because really, I think this kind of important spiritual journey is best taken solo), and the best I could come up with was pre-insertion of the mento into one's BØRTHØLE, careful aiming/wedging of the bottle mouth, and then... ahem... a gentle fart to get the party started.
So thank you, Dannis, for making me think of such things on a Tuesday morning when I had barely finished my coffee!
Also, I will have you know that your "better way to buttchug" concept sparked a side discussion in our household. Because, I pointed out, you'd really need a REALLY REALLY GOOD FRIEND to help you with that - since the reaction happens so fast and you'd need someone to aim the foamy butt-beer cannon (not to be confused with butterbeer. please, do not confuse butt-beer with butterbeer.).
So then I was thinking out loud about how one could do this more easily on their own (because really, I think this kind of important spiritual journey is best taken solo), and the best I could come up with was pre-insertion of the mento into one's BØRTHØLE, careful aiming/wedging of the bottle mouth, and then... ahem... a gentle fart to get the party started.
So thank you, Dannis, for making me think of such things on a Tuesday morning when I had barely finished my coffee!