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"which is probably down to two" was the most delightful dependent clause laugh of my day. Thank you.

Also glad you didn't die

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Excellent! Could be made even better by substituting the SPAM for a store brand "meat" brick. PS - I too have a cancer pan.

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Nov 26, 2021Liked by Dennis Lee

Incredible. If you ever collect these posts in a book I would 100% buy it.

How else will I get such sophisticated recipes as this?

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Nov 24, 2021Liked by Dennis Lee

I'm glad I'm a Vegan but a fan of Dennis ! Happy Holidays everyone ! Deborah Wilk

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Nov 23, 2021Liked by Dennis Lee

I get it, why not? But, for me machine separated turkey = diarrhea. Guaranteed. I'll say a little prayer for your hemorrhoids.

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Nov 23, 2021Liked by Dennis Lee

Eating cat food on purpose is next level. Food is not stupid, Dennis, Dennis is stupid.

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Turkey duckies

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Nov 23, 2021Liked by Dennis Lee

Shared on my Facebook. BTW, you mention drunk uncle. My friend Bob always wanted to name one of his bands Drunk Uncle. Everybody has one. Hell, I've BEEN one!

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Nov 23, 2021Liked by Dennis Lee

Soilent Spam is people. IT'S PEOPLE!!!!!

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