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"which is probably down to two" was the most delightful dependent clause laugh of my day. Thank you.

Also glad you didn't die

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Excellent! Could be made even better by substituting the SPAM for a store brand "meat" brick. PS - I too have a cancer pan.

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Incredible. If you ever collect these posts in a book I would 100% buy it.

How else will I get such sophisticated recipes as this?

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I've had that conversation with people before...don't think I'm not thinking about it! Writing a book is some intense work, though.

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I'm glad I'm a Vegan but a fan of Dennis ! Happy Holidays everyone ! Deborah Wilk

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I get it, why not? But, for me machine separated turkey = diarrhea. Guaranteed. I'll say a little prayer for your hemorrhoids.

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Eating cat food on purpose is next level. Food is not stupid, Dennis, Dennis is stupid.

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Turkey duckies

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Shared on my Facebook. BTW, you mention drunk uncle. My friend Bob always wanted to name one of his bands Drunk Uncle. Everybody has one. Hell, I've BEEN one!

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Soilent Spam is people. IT'S PEOPLE!!!!!

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