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Damneurn's avatar

"which is probably down to two" was the most delightful dependent clause laugh of my day. Thank you.

Also glad you didn't die

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Sarah Fudge's avatar

Excellent! Could be made even better by substituting the SPAM for a store brand "meat" brick. PS - I too have a cancer pan.

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Oakenhelm's avatar

Incredible. If you ever collect these posts in a book I would 100% buy it.

How else will I get such sophisticated recipes as this?

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Dennis Lee's avatar

I've had that conversation with people before...don't think I'm not thinking about it! Writing a book is some intense work, though.

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Deborah Wilk's avatar

I'm glad I'm a Vegan but a fan of Dennis ! Happy Holidays everyone ! Deborah Wilk

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RickG's avatar

I get it, why not? But, for me machine separated turkey = diarrhea. Guaranteed. I'll say a little prayer for your hemorrhoids.

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Arjun Basu's avatar

Eating cat food on purpose is next level. Food is not stupid, Dennis, Dennis is stupid.

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Shana Solarte's avatar

Turkey duckies

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David Walsh's avatar

Shared on my Facebook. BTW, you mention drunk uncle. My friend Bob always wanted to name one of his bands Drunk Uncle. Everybody has one. Hell, I've BEEN one!

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David Walsh's avatar

Soilent Spam is people. IT'S PEOPLE!!!!!

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