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P. Taillon's avatar

My favorite line, "I felt as if I was looking at the decades-old cross section of an ancient tree, except one entirely made of like, processed cheese."

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Dan Cuzzocreo's avatar

Never have I been so shocked at a picture that looked *exactly* like what I expected it to look like.

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Chris Smith's avatar

You are TRULY doing the Lord's work with this

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Rom's avatar

what type of cheese WOULD 20 slices (or the weight equivalent of 20 slices) actually be good and not deadly salty?

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Dennis Lee's avatar

After I wrote that, I had the same thought. I think the answer is generally none, right?

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Jarathen's avatar

I loved the whole journey of this and the mix of "haha I get it" and "Just another day" of the Burger King employees.

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Arjun Basu's avatar

I'm so proud of you.

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RickG's avatar

That is a meal that refuses to exit.

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Shai's avatar

I needed this laugh to start my day. Thanks

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Kathryn's avatar

I'm out eating dinner and it took all my strength to not bust out laughing.

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Daniel Costalis's avatar

That cross-section broke me

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