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Madi's avatar

I've had this before, when a hot dog fell into the icemaker in our freezer and all the crushed ice became hot dog crushed ice.

Dennis Lee's avatar

What this is incredible

MissFerrety's avatar

Do... do Chicagoans know what happens when you bottle tomatoes into a sauce? You tell them. I don't have the heart.

Max's avatar

i really thought you were gonna use a block of hot dog water to make a sno cone and honestly that sounds WAY worse than what you actually ended up doing, which shocks me a little

Dennis Lee's avatar

What's funny is after I wrote all of this I realized that THIS was the route I should have gone (before you commented, even!). Please forgive me.

Kathryn's avatar

Brat bing su? My stomach is turning already.

Dennis Lee's avatar

It's comin' tomorrow!!! Stay tuned.

Ayumi's avatar

You should grind the hotdogs into paste with the Chicago sauce in the vitamix then freeze it in the little cups and see if that will sno cone better.

Dennis Lee's avatar

Seriously this Snoopy machine is a total piece of shit

SumGai1986's avatar

A frozen Vienna Beef Suppository sounds both painful and oddly refreshing...

Dennis Lee's avatar

Let's go with refreshing and worry about the medical bills later