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Dec 14, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

I've had this before, when a hot dog fell into the icemaker in our freezer and all the crushed ice became hot dog crushed ice.

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What this is incredible

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Jun 23, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

Do... do Chicagoans know what happens when you bottle tomatoes into a sauce? You tell them. I don't have the heart.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

i really thought you were gonna use a block of hot dog water to make a sno cone and honestly that sounds WAY worse than what you actually ended up doing, which shocks me a little

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What's funny is after I wrote all of this I realized that THIS was the route I should have gone (before you commented, even!). Please forgive me.

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Jun 21, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

Brat bing su? My stomach is turning already.

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It's comin' tomorrow!!! Stay tuned.

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Jun 21, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

You should grind the hotdogs into paste with the Chicago sauce in the vitamix then freeze it in the little cups and see if that will sno cone better.

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Seriously this Snoopy machine is a total piece of shit

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Jun 21, 2022·edited Jun 21, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

A frozen Vienna Beef Suppository sounds both painful and oddly refreshing...

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Let's go with refreshing and worry about the medical bills later

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