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Neurozach's avatar

Maybe stuff the leftovers into wonton wrappers and fry them? Wagyu Helper rangoons?

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S Peter Davis's avatar

I wasn't GOING to accuse you of being the greatest living monster but Kissinger did just die, so

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Arjun Basu's avatar

And this is when he was sent to jail...

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Kate Walker's avatar

You're an animal. An animal.

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Bonnie Canelakes's avatar

My tummy hurts just reading this!

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TM Wong's avatar

Please double you lipitor dose for a week.

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Gian's avatar

I think Dennis is going to deep-fry-mac-and-cheese-bites this thing with flour, egg, and panko in the spirit of Japanese cuisine

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Andy Carpenter's avatar

Chaotic good

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Squeegs's avatar

this is why i read this newsletter. where else are you getting this brand of bullsh--quality content?

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Juneisy Hawkins's avatar

Hilarious.

I thought the worst part about this would be the taste of the Hamburger Helper itself.

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