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Nov 30, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Maybe stuff the leftovers into wonton wrappers and fry them? Wagyu Helper rangoons?

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I wasn't GOING to accuse you of being the greatest living monster but Kissinger did just die, so

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Nov 30, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

And this is when he was sent to jail...

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You're an animal. An animal.

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My tummy hurts just reading this!

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Dec 1, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Please double you lipitor dose for a week.

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Nov 30, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

I think Dennis is going to deep-fry-mac-and-cheese-bites this thing with flour, egg, and panko in the spirit of Japanese cuisine

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Nov 30, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Chaotic good

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this is why i read this newsletter. where else are you getting this brand of bullsh--quality content?

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Hilarious.

I thought the worst part about this would be the taste of the Hamburger Helper itself.

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