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Makes sense that you'd put blacklights in your kitchen because most of your food is like a bad acid trip.

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You're not wrong!!!

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Did you have a stroke while writing the second paragraph? What the hell is all that?

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Pssst...look at the bracket paragraph right after the second paragraph.

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If you were calling someone besides you cat an asshole, I would suggest replacing the word with asshat. Everyone needs their asshole. That's why I never take offense when someone calls me that.

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I could probably do without mine for a while

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