Well, damn. I picked a hell of a time to pause reading emails while I planned, outfitted, and executed a big trip. No pans for me, but I thought you ought to know that your summoning spell is faulty. I even tried speaking it aloud 3 times in a row with my own furry asshole gremlin roommate perched upon my person to fill the role of familiar... and yet! No shit-obsessed abomination-producing "chef" has materialized in my home.
Rarely does a food column make me LOL - if I'd had milk in my mouth while reading it would've come out of my nose. I NEVER write comments or subscribe to things, but look what you've made me do!
I bet you could use use the Diablo sauce as a component in tteokbokki. Ddiablobokki?? I’ll show myself out.
You asshole, this sounds delicious and fart-inducing
Yes PLEASE. Also, this would pair brilliantly with beef fizz, just sayin'.
Amexicorean rolls off the tongue surprisingly well. I applaud you.
I have to wonder if you had post-Taco Bell lower GI syndrome?!
I'm fucking drooling and I hate Taco Bell. I might have to whip up something like this with better quality foods.
Well, damn. I picked a hell of a time to pause reading emails while I planned, outfitted, and executed a big trip. No pans for me, but I thought you ought to know that your summoning spell is faulty. I even tried speaking it aloud 3 times in a row with my own furry asshole gremlin roommate perched upon my person to fill the role of familiar... and yet! No shit-obsessed abomination-producing "chef" has materialized in my home.
Rarely does a food column make me LOL - if I'd had milk in my mouth while reading it would've come out of my nose. I NEVER write comments or subscribe to things, but look what you've made me do!
I can’t subscribe just yet, but for the free one, is this US only?