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Do you think it would be a good idea to buy disparate cuts of chicken, meat glue them all together, and see if it resurrects as a whole chicken in the oven?

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Can you make some meat glue bread? You love bread

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Can you make a more horrific version of that meat clown bologna? I'm thinking of the way hard candies with intricate designs are made. You make a log of different colored meat strips stacked and glued together, and then you slice to reveal CLOWN. 😀

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Apparently this stuff is good for plant growth... wonder if you can revive the dead basil plant with it??

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I'm am laughing so hard at this article, I can't breathe. If I die, I'm blaming you. :D

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Speaking of food science that Should Not Be!

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2022/04/electric-chopsticks-stimulate-your-food-to-make-it-taste-50-saltier/

Includes the phrase "food-imitating gel" which I will never be able to unsee.

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I'm getting a lot of responses! Man...these ideas are all awesome

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Using the meat glue, can you recreate the chicken you ran over?

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Meat noodles? (also, in trying to look up how this stuff is typically used, I came upon some food safety warnings, so please be careful)

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If you have meat glue left, my inner twelve year old says you should do something with the testicles of one meat type and the penis of another.

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