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“A whiff of some pretty conflicting stuff” is the greatest blurb anyone will ever write for your book, Dannis.

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Jul 24Liked by Dennis Lee

This is making me lol 😆

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Jul 25Liked by Dennis Lee

I’m here for it!

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You have about five years of lol'ing to do, my newsletter is...a LOT.

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Jul 25Liked by Dennis Lee

Sorry I replied to myself! I’m here for it on your reply this time.

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Here lies Dannis Ree. Eating dog food was his specialty.

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I appreciate your dedication to making actual puppy chow. It's a weird name for a snack, and if you call something puppy chow, it should be puppy chow!

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I've been looking for a use for my 20kg bag of puppy chow ever since it started giving my dog the runs and we switched to another brand. This recipe is perfect!!

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I could feel that "I might puke" tickle in the back of my throat as I was reading thing. Sigh

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That’s the good stuff here!

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Although I was not raised in any religious tradition, I have sometimes found it comforting to recite the Lord's Prayer. This past week or two, I have instead been reciting the words: "this one just says fuck it and straight up calls it 'Puppy Chow.' That’s a power move." Not only does it cheer me, but it cracks me up so much in public that I sort of spit laughter in the face of terrified passers-by.

Also, on the dog theme, have you tried hot dog sushi?

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May 10, 2023·edited May 10, 2023

Muddy Buddies muddies butties.

I heard if you say that into your mirror at midnight, the reckless spirit of FIS will drive you to insanity.

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The universe is full of ideas, not all of them GOOD ideas... but go ahead; keep trying.

Better you than me.

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Davida is my hero.

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The second I read the title for this piece I was like NOOOOOOOO

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puppy chow puppy chow: a food made from ingredients intended for both human and dogs, combined to form something neither can eat.

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So funny 😂 love it

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I can't imagine a more dangerous game of Russian roulette than grazing the snack table at a Dennis Lee house party!

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