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You need to get Substack to give you a "this made me laugh AND want to puke" button in addition to a like button, because I can't in good conscience give this a heart...

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Feb 21, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Sausaged milk. An adjective really.... Though your belly doesn't care. It was sausaged. As was the milk. And all of us.

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Feb 22, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

In the grand scheme of things, isn't everything we're digesting a sausage?

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Feb 21, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Please try this with chocolate pudding and some McCormick® Mole Poblano Sauce Mix!

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Sloppy Joe only

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Pudding pudding Molé Poblano Sloppy Joe Uncrustable - by McCormick®!

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Feb 22, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

"Meat milk"

Anyone else have the Duck Tales theme song stuck in their head now?

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Doing the Lord's work.

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Feb 21, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

This is amazing and you are a hero. White pudding (the sausage kind) sort of looks like something that could only be improved with the addition of pudding-pudding...

I also sense a strong possibility to have a crossover with Ordinary Sausage, considering he has all the sausage equipment you don't and you both have a shared zeal for crimes against nature (specifically the parts of nature you eat.) Consider the unholy power that could be awakened here!!

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Feb 21, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

I’m happy that you ditched the Ninja for a Vitamix.

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Feb 21, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

First, you need a meat grinder and sausage stuffed. They will bring pleasure. Second, sweet and savory rather than sweet or savory? Cathartic juxtaposition.

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Feb 21, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Bravo, sir, you have completely altered a major work of art. https://youtu.be/axWVMr-RpMM

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unhinged

beautiful

masterpiece

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Black pudding. White pudding. Steak and kidney pudding. Pease pudding... Yes, a pudding can be a savoury dish in the UK.

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White pudding is not a sausage. It should be oatmeal, onions and seasoning cooked in the skin. The photo looks more like a severed penis in a condom.

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“I ended up eating way more of it than I’d initially intended, but I couldn’t tell if I liked it.”

I want this on my tombstone.

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Protein Negroni

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I feel like there was a tri-fecta missed by not making the pudding-pudding solution into a yorkshire pudding. Better that than the pudding toads in the pudding yorkshire pudding.

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To my astonishment, you seem unaware that, as well as denoting these two very different foods, “pudding” has served as British slang for both male and female genitalia:

https://greensdictofslang.com/entry/jh62upy

You’ve made/eaten spotted dick, right? And speaking of British recipes, since the “toad” in “toad in the hole” is sausage, this is basically “pudding in the hole.”

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