And here I thought you'd be making deviled nog. As with many of your newsletters, I can't decide whether I'm more relieved or disappointed that you didn't go with the more gross option.
"Imagine yourselves filling an entire pint glass with it, jabbing it with a straw, and drinking it outside on a hot summer day. In Florida. To follow up your boozy deviled eggs."
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Happy holidays to y'all. I would try Nog Eggs if I didn't have to make them myself.
you should write this up as a protein hack for the gym bros. protein holiday cheer
And here I thought you'd be making deviled nog. As with many of your newsletters, I can't decide whether I'm more relieved or disappointed that you didn't go with the more gross option.
Same lol. I hope this gets revisited next year but inverted.
I plan to prepare this dish for the Senior Citizens Potluck next week, to keep things rolling along. Merry Chrizmas to you and the gang.
I am (disturbingly) disappointed that you didn't tell us the effects of the nog eggs afterward. Did the cats have to wear gas masks?
contra everyone expecting deviled egg nog, i was banking on century egg nog.
in all cases, nog eggs are probably better for everyone involved
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"Imagine yourselves filling an entire pint glass with it, jabbing it with a straw, and drinking it outside on a hot summer day. In Florida. To follow up your boozy deviled eggs."
This is an act of war.
Dang, I was really hoping for deviled egg nog, served in a silver goblet with a dollop of mayo and chives on top.
Came for the nog egg, stayed to find out what you shoved up your ass instead
Hmm. Do you think rum would be smoother than whiskey?
When I saw the title of this one, my first mental image was a jar of hard-boiled eggs "pickled" in nog.
Thank you for making 2025 slightly more endurable. This year I have read Food is Stupid while sitting in the dentist's office, the doctor's office, and the longest line imaginable at the DMV. You put the laughter in my trip to the DMV and for that I am grateful.
Happy holidays to y'all. I would try Nog Eggs if I didn't have to make them myself.
good old emergency eggs
lots of fun turns of phrase in this one, well done mr dannis
I’m really glad this worked, actually. I also love both those things, and now want to make these for the candle dipping party I’m attending on Sunday.
I’ve never gotten drunk off boiled eggs.
You haven't lived!
Genius