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If you actually want to vape gatorade, I can tell you how to make vape juice.

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I knead to get a Gatorade bread peanut butter and grape jam sandwich in my cakehole NOW

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You know, I thought this was going the bread out of Gatorade powder instead of flour route. You really threw me for a loop there!

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Feb 20, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

I own a bakery. We have been talking about Gatorade sourdough for months and finally made a loaf last month using fruit punch. I bought a canister of powder for the next go-around because the flavor was very mild.

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Gave you a shout-out/shaming in my newsletter today: https://wordloaf.substack.com/p/friday-bread-basket-21822?utm_source=url

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Feb 18, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

You should bake a bucketful, go to NY, find Jim Lahey, and dump it on him to celebrate his victory in teaching you how to bake bread.

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"unexpectedly rancid farts" is one of my all-time classic phrases. Thanks for highlighting in context. Well played.

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Feb 16, 2022·edited Feb 16, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

This is the content I've been waiting for. Knowing that you can make bread with Gatorade (or any sugary liquid) opens up all sorts of hilarious possibilities.

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Feb 16, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

Too funny. IIRC, you're about 40, and I have a few years on you, whippersnapper (about to be 48). But do you remember Gatorade Gum? I seem to recall it only being around a short time - maybe my high school years 88-92 tho I may have that completely wrong. Like anything it has its internet champions. I remember the flavor being ok but it made your mouth water super bad. I guess that would make you hydrate yourself with water, but how weird. Gator Gum it may have been called.

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Feb 16, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

Yes, no-need is accurate.

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