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I feel like this should be part of the new Hellraiser movie. Someone solves the puzzle box, Cenobites show up, but instead of chains and hooks, they simply carry a tray of these.

"Oh, we have such tastes to show you."

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Thanks for plugging WCK, Dennis! I forgot to mention Amazon Smile earlier. Like so many, I am beholden to Jeff Bezos for many things, like obscure ingredients and last-minute gifts for far-flung friends and family. By logging into their account through smile.amazon, anyone can arrange for a small percentage of their purchase price to benefit the charity of their choice, at no extra cost. It’s not a huge amount of money, but it’s something.

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This is amazing! I just saw this at Walmart the other week. A subscriber mentioned this post to me and this is AWESOME.

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I feel like "Down the hatch and hopefully not back up the hatch!" is the tagline for this blog.

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ngl, this flip whip ish seems like it'd be phenomenal on a baked potato.

... and I may or may not now be envisioning placing an order for a Philly cheesesteak "whiz wit" with this product in place of the whiz.

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As someone who loves ranch dressing, but lives in a country that hasn't quite mastered that art just yet, this hits in a way that I don't think anyone else here is feeling.

Send help - and aerosol ranch dressing - I think I *want* my food to taste like an anxiety attack...

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In today's episode of "Products nobody has asked for...ever."

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This is SO upsetting. Also I can't help but feel that "ranch dressing on pizza" is a developmental stage the midwest just never grows out of--in my PA high school (the more Philly-adjacent side, even!) that was also super popular.

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Woodman's is really great. My grandparents live in the UP and when I was living in Chicago and went to visit, my grandpa would place a booze order for me to get at Woodman's. God bless.

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Dear Jebus, that’s so much ranch! There was probably a week’s supply of sodium in that one bite! I think I saw these at my local grocery store the other night. Do I dare? What can I do to pay homage, Ranch fried rice?

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At some point you are going to get your hands on the below and open some rift in our reality. Not going to lie. I am here for it.

I mean, homemade creamed herring topping. Nice way to finish off your Danish brown bread.

https://www.amazon.com/Whipped-Cream-Dispenser-Stainless-Steel/dp/B01DZ2HZ2U

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