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That texture shot looks all kinds of WRONG. And even good brandy doesn't smell great, so I can only imagine what THAT smelled like, thanks to key words like "turpentine" and "jet fuel."

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Take that, Aunt Janice!

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I mean, Judith!

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Of course, 5 buttholes is a mutation, as opposed to the 4 forehead buttholes you possess normally.

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My parents fostered a lot of kids when I was growing up, and as such we were entitled to WIC benefits. WIC is like SNAP (food stamps), except for some reason limited to a very small number of foods. One of the only meat products you could buy with WIC was...you guessed it, Vienna sausages. So we ate a LOT of them growing up.

Fast forward about 30 years, and I rediscovered them at Dollar tree, except they now have flavors! BBQ, hot sauce, jalapeno, etc. Delicious, and not only because of nostalgia.

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Mortal Christmas, Scorpion!

Can brandy really do that to meat?

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