"Shitty Italian" is one of my favorite foods. Spaghetti Parm that's more baked cheese than anything, bland sauce, fettucine alfredo with still frozen broccoli and chicken that has grill marks but was probably never grilled. That's the stuff.
Come for the weird food, stay for the "Hail me as a genius, dickholes, as I rake in a billion dollars per year and spend it on schlong enlargement surgery."
I believe this is the perfected version of the salad that Caesar Cardini wished he could create in his time. His soul can finally rest easy knowing that his work is complete. Thank you for honouring his legacy.
Little Caesar’s was how I knew that I was stoned the first time I tried, uh, “oregano”. When I thought to myself, “This is fucking delicious!”, the next thought was, “OK, it’s working.”
I don't know, Dannis Ree. This one is a little too much like something your alter-ego Dennis Lee might post about. I hope the next post is forcemeat popsicles or something 🤣
I love this. My three sisters worked at Little Caesars when I was young and I can still remember what they smelled like when they came home from work 😂😂! My Mom worked a lot so we ate a lot of that pizza! Yum! I am too far away from one to make this salad but I love the idea!
This one actually sounds delicious. Not edible, DE-LISH-US. 🤤
You never cease to amaze me, you weird kitchen wizard.
I mean most of the time my cooking makes people want to do the opposite of eat, let's be real Kate
just sharing a thing that popped into my head a few days ago while driving: abalone bologna
Abologna
I grew up on little Caesars pizza, perhaps I can grow old with little Caesar salad.
"Shitty Italian" is one of my favorite foods. Spaghetti Parm that's more baked cheese than anything, bland sauce, fettucine alfredo with still frozen broccoli and chicken that has grill marks but was probably never grilled. That's the stuff.
I would rather eat a fully decorated Christmas tree than a little Caesar's pizza.
Edit: And I mean this with all due respect and deference to Dannis Ree. But still. Ewwww.
Come for the weird food, stay for the "Hail me as a genius, dickholes, as I rake in a billion dollars per year and spend it on schlong enlargement surgery."
I can't believe I still have a job
Little Caesars is a thing I get once every couple of years when the craving for a cheap, trashy pizza arises and it always hits.
damn i don't even like caesar salad and this makes me want to try it
i'm glad this was successful
hope you can buy a salad bowl with FIS money
I believe this is the perfected version of the salad that Caesar Cardini wished he could create in his time. His soul can finally rest easy knowing that his work is complete. Thank you for honouring his legacy.
I know. I can only treat his legacy with the utmost respect. We will hail Little Caesar Cardini for the rest of time.
Little Caesar’s was how I knew that I was stoned the first time I tried, uh, “oregano”. When I thought to myself, “This is fucking delicious!”, the next thought was, “OK, it’s working.”
Oregano makes so many things delicious
True. But the main takeaway was, if it makes Little Caesar’s delicious, maybe oregano isn’t for me.
This take is 1000x more mature than my "GET EVERYTHING IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW" position.
That’s my usual, oregano-free position. I don’t need the extra help.
I think we would be very fat, very good friends in the real world.
I hope so. That would be nice.
I laughed my little balls off. Thanks Dannis.
The pepperoni garnish was <chef's kiss>!
You are the greatest genius the world has ever known
I don't know, Dannis Ree. This one is a little too much like something your alter-ego Dennis Lee might post about. I hope the next post is forcemeat popsicles or something 🤣
I love this. My three sisters worked at Little Caesars when I was young and I can still remember what they smelled like when they came home from work 😂😂! My Mom worked a lot so we ate a lot of that pizza! Yum! I am too far away from one to make this salad but I love the idea!