I landed here after I saw the recipe today. I am still sitting here cackling like a witch trying holding my piss in, and my husbands given me the stink eye because he thinks I'm obtuse laughing this hard. I don't know why everyone else is so mad-- This is absolute gem. never stop!
It was not funny or clever in Thug Kitchen or the or 53 copycat books that believe insulting the reader and swearing a lot is either hip or funny. This is just sad and pathetic. Next!
This is now the second time I've stumbled on your new blog platform, having followed your previous one, by clicking on a "someone does something weird with food" link.
I will now go forward and every time I see such a link, assume it is you. And immediately click over.
Reading through this again I think I figured out the issue. The only way your going to blow the ass off a turkey or chicken is if you shove it up the cloaca.
>use chicken instead of turkey
>use stovetop instead of original recipe dressing
>pretty much disregard the whole recipe
>get upset when the popcorn doesn't pop
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
I landed here after I saw the recipe today. I am still sitting here cackling like a witch trying holding my piss in, and my husbands given me the stink eye because he thinks I'm obtuse laughing this hard. I don't know why everyone else is so mad-- This is absolute gem. never stop!
It was not funny or clever in Thug Kitchen or the or 53 copycat books that believe insulting the reader and swearing a lot is either hip or funny. This is just sad and pathetic. Next!
This is now the second time I've stumbled on your new blog platform, having followed your previous one, by clicking on a "someone does something weird with food" link.
I will now go forward and every time I see such a link, assume it is you. And immediately click over.
Reading through this again I think I figured out the issue. The only way your going to blow the ass off a turkey or chicken is if you shove it up the cloaca.
I feel like this is a metaphor somehow, but my English degree is only an associate's, so
"Corn studded fragment of turd" well, I'm in the Holiday mood now!! Fragment of turd. Just joyfully wonderous!
I wonder what stuffing made with popped popcorn instead of bread would taste like?
Probably shit.
Dannis rocks