Tartar sauce, yikes. If you want to piss off all the cooks at a fine dining place, ask them for that on their nice piece of salmon. Especially if they don't offer tartar sauce and have to make it on the fly. In the middle of a soul crushing dinner rush.
I actually know the person who came up with this, she's the sister of one of my best friends from high school. It was interesting to see this pop up in my twitter feed.
1. I have no idea why this post made me laugh so hard.. but it did. 2. Your kidney quote made me think of the movie Repo Men, a classic amazing movie that is clearly a documentary for our capitalistic future. 3. You are never to make a tartar filled banana for any of my get togethers please. Please.
1. Only bananas? Cucumber? Courge- zucchini? Other things?
2. How powerful is the squirty jet? Would it insert, for example, peanut butter into things?
3. An abundance of ideas occur to me including hilariously surprising party food, jello made with booze and frozen treats for summer days.
4. I want to use it to fill up those long modelling balloons with things that I then freeze, pop the balloon skins and then display in the street as a new and magical type of street art. Like magical, ineffable ice turds.
5. Anyone know if this malarkey is available in the UK?
More investigation is required. Good job, Agents Dannis, Harvey and Mister Bee.
Tartar sauce, yikes. If you want to piss off all the cooks at a fine dining place, ask them for that on their nice piece of salmon. Especially if they don't offer tartar sauce and have to make it on the fly. In the middle of a soul crushing dinner rush.
I actually know the person who came up with this, she's the sister of one of my best friends from high school. It was interesting to see this pop up in my twitter feed.
1. I have no idea why this post made me laugh so hard.. but it did. 2. Your kidney quote made me think of the movie Repo Men, a classic amazing movie that is clearly a documentary for our capitalistic future. 3. You are never to make a tartar filled banana for any of my get togethers please. Please.
Man, they were calling for 8-12 inches here in Columbus and we maybe got 4. I demand my money back.
I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS:
1. Only bananas? Cucumber? Courge- zucchini? Other things?
2. How powerful is the squirty jet? Would it insert, for example, peanut butter into things?
3. An abundance of ideas occur to me including hilariously surprising party food, jello made with booze and frozen treats for summer days.
4. I want to use it to fill up those long modelling balloons with things that I then freeze, pop the balloon skins and then display in the street as a new and magical type of street art. Like magical, ineffable ice turds.
5. Anyone know if this malarkey is available in the UK?
More investigation is required. Good job, Agents Dannis, Harvey and Mister Bee.
So disgusting. Right up my urethra I mean alley.