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Nicole's avatar

It's interesting to hear how nut milk is made, because replace water with vodka and that's also how you make nut essence for things like beer. Nut milk would definitely be improved by vodka.

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K. Sekelsky's avatar

Congratulations!

As someone who went to Panera for dinner after our lunch-time wedding/reception (IN our wedding attire, and NO ONE EVEN ASKED ABOUT IT), I commend you for making time for Taco Bell!

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Daniel Costalis's avatar

mealy.

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Gian's avatar

I'm a new sub and you have some great work!

Maybe you can turn the Jordan almond milk into orgeat (might already be orgeat) for mai tais or other cocktails?

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Dennis Lee's avatar

Hmm. That would taste too good. I must think about this.

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Tamrof's avatar

Congratulations (of course!), and... umm... please be careful with dem nuts.

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Johnny Chimpo's avatar

Congrats, guys! Love the pics, especially the one with you in traditional Korean garb.

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Neurozach's avatar

Aw, many happy returns to the wife and the husband! I hope food-shaped butt plugs were on the registry.

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Marcus Matkins's avatar

I literally thought too that the glass said "crap" on it hahaha.

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Gordon Blau's avatar

“Disappointing load of nut juice” is the last thing you want to have on your honeymoon.

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Ben Cohen's avatar

Congratulations!

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I'm forced to add a name's avatar

Hell yeah celebrations! You both look so stunning! And dang, I never thought of nut milk as being starchy but I guess it makes sense.

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Taffy's avatar

Congratulations to you all again! I love your wedding photos btw.

Also, congratulations on making something that somehow wasn't as bad as usual, even if it was awful. Unsolicited advice: I think you should have started the milk with water just off the boil for better extraction.

Lastly, from now on I will always aspire to 'live menos' which shouldn't be hard since I can't eat at the icon bell of tacos. (sad face)

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Adam D. Jameson's avatar

Congrats on your wedding, Dennis! And the four year anniversary of Food Is Stupid!

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Brian Erst's avatar

I don't think you're supposed to squeeze your sac to get out your nut milk

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Mare Bate's avatar

Congratulations to you both. Looks like it was an amazing occasion 🥳💕

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Arjun Basu's avatar

Congrats on the wedding you romantic fool.

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