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How can one man make me laugh and be grossed out at the same time!? Please come over to my house and bring your feet!

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I appreciate the Midwestern-ness of mixing things with mayo and onions and calling it a salad. I vote you bring this to your next barbecue as a side. "It's like ham salad!"

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Call it a yard salad and it fits perfectly.

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You're so ridiculously fucking stupid, I love you! why don't you make a head cheese pizza on a cauliflower crust?

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