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defective dynast's avatar

can't believe the word "beef" appears 36 times but "boof" doesn't even make one appearance

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Dennis Lee's avatar

You're a better journalist than me

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Sam's avatar

huge missed opportunity to evolve the ranchy italian beef into a raunchy italian beef

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Neurozach's avatar

I lost it at seeing your gang in their protective Ziploc layer, and immediately determined that this needs to be called the Moop Suit, after the famous Trivial Pursuit typo in the bubble boy episode of “Seinfeld”.

I actually tried to make an Italian Beef grilled cheese sandwich for the state fair a couple weeks ago, first making an American cheese block out of mozzarella, provolone and this amazing Italian cheese called Fontal. It didn’t win any ribbons, but it was fucking delicious.

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Kim Vincent's avatar

Card says Moops!

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Neurozach's avatar

IT WAS THE MOORS!!!

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Ariel's avatar

You're amazing. Italian beef with Chicago dog toppings? I love that. Also, I put ketchup on hot dogs. I'm not ashamed. It's not for my non-daughter. IT'S FOR ME.

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Arjun Basu's avatar

Um. Not only are you going to lose your citizenship to ChicagoLand, you will probably be exiled to some place like, I don't know, Florida, but not anywhere in Florida, Jacksonville, you will be exiled to Jacksonville and will be checked on once a month by really bad people who will ensure you stay in Jacksonville forever eating nothing but nachos slathered in orange cheese. And ketchup.

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Dennis Lee's avatar

Man, if you only knew how many Chicagoans eventually move to Florida...I have a feeling I'd be greeted with arms wide open (the Creed song), gallons of ketchup, and a hurricane

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Paul Prothero's avatar

Maybe the best sandwich I’ve ever had was the combo at Al’s Italian Beef near Wrigley Field: beef with a sausage added, dipped to near sogginess, with peppers and gardinera.

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John's avatar

I've been blaming my orders on my daughter for like 17 years. She's ... 8.

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Mike Upchurch's avatar

Next step: the classic combo sandwich. Put the actual hot dog in there with the beef and all the dog toppings. Really commit to that coronary.

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DANA TEDESCO's avatar

Which Portillos do you frequent? It sounds more like a Wieners Circle! Can't wait for the Chicago Beef to go viral (with a side of insults) 🌭

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Dennis Lee's avatar

The one on Addison and Kimball. Closest to us! Bonus: It's by Olive Garden. Heehee

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DANA TEDESCO's avatar

Oh yes, and you know a lot about corner booths there too!

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Karen Brashears's avatar

That was the greatest exploration of the Italian Beef ever, and thank you! As a Chicagoan, I am totally mystified by my compatriots love of that said sandwich. I mean, huh? It’s just so….huh? I will say if I’m going to eat one it will be baptized and with cheese and whatever else is available. But please, no other condiments. Ketchup in particular is an abomination. 🤣❤️

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Austin A's avatar

If Chicago disowns the lot of you, we're happy to take you into Minneapolis. Round these parts we don't give a shit if you put ketchup on your hogs, in fact that's quite normal behavior.

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Jen Huang's avatar

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

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David's avatar

Happy 300th!! 🎈🎈🎈

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Stephen Davenport's avatar

I am not even a Chicagoan and no better not to put ketchup on a hot dog..hehe

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AB1977's avatar

If we can get Phil Vittel to sign off on this thing, you may have created a new classic with the Chicago-Style beef sandwich.

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Andy Carpenter's avatar

The No Ketchup On Hot Dogs people are the worst kind of people. Same kind of person as "the only way to drink coffee is BLACK. NOTHING IN IT." but with a weird level of regional superiority that nobody else shares.

Let people like what they like. This isn't as important as you think it is.

That said ... this deserves a Pulitzer and I can't wait to try a Chicago-style Dipped Beef.

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Dennis Lee's avatar

If we ever meet up we should 100% join together to do this!

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