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This gives me the same vibes as a monster energy xiao long bao (savory, of course) i made for a party a few weeks ago. Was also unreasonably good.

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Apr 18Liked by Dennis Lee

Holy fuck

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Apr 18·edited Apr 18Liked by Dennis Lee

Honestly the biggest indictment is this line:

> pretty much one of the unhealthiest things I’ve tried in a long time - Signed by the man who made a cheese and bacon bap only the baps were made of peeps (a week ago).

You assbolute hero

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Apr 18Liked by Dennis Lee

My dad has been making this "bitter orange" pie lately to great reviews, and I thought it would taste something like that.

Also, yeah, Stevia is the worst and can fuck off into the sun.

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Apr 18Liked by Dennis Lee

Maybe try making it a Jesus pie next time, with wine.

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lmaoooo i just stumbled across your substack and i have to say this made my week

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Apr 18Liked by Dennis Lee

Sunny D hard seltzer, C4 Starburst energy drink, and Peeps-flavored Pepsi are 3 of the 4 beverages of the apocalypse.

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Apr 18Liked by Dennis Lee

This reminds me of the Momofuku Crack Pie. Perhaps we can call this Hootch Pie?

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Apr 18Liked by Dennis Lee

I'm too lazy to look at the recipe. Did it call for refrigeration? It seems like this could easily sit on the countertop with the greasy sheen of butter.

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