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We should get these together with some of my mustard/onion skull gummies

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Chicago Dog gummies!

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Also, Italian Beef, Deep Dish/Tavern Pizza, and pierogie gummies.

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I just got a Sodastream so I have carbonation on the mind... perhaps bears made with any kind of carbonated beverage. Carbonated Bears.

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Bubblegummy bears

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Oh, jeebus cripes. You neglected to mention that said friend's post was inspired by a poorly-conceived commercial product... black licorice flavored hot dogs. HURK! His dish, on the other hand, is truly inspired. Y'all ought to team up for a tour de force of questionable gastronomy.

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It's too late for the Friday newsletter, but the following come to mind: pickle brine gummy, sauerkraut gummy, ranch gummy, or Malört gummies

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Gagged several times while reading this. 10/10

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I think you've just discovered a whole new niche market for treats for insufferably spoiled cats. Quick, go and patent it!!

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Gummy bears that bleed when you bite the heads off, just like the real ones.

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Oh, shit, you’re gonna ruin chocolate next aren’t you.

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