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David Walsh's avatar

What's a "mall"?

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Taffy's avatar

I have been quoted in the newsletter of the greatest food writer of all times. My life's work is complete!

Toothpaste and orange juice is the correct flavor combination, and it looks like the toothpaste helped keep the juice dots in place. I think this went well.

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Max's avatar

Okay so if you don’t live at a theme park like I do you might not realise that they have created the Best Dippin Dots Flavour™️, which is red sour patch kid flavour!!!!

Anyway my vote is ranch dressing dippin dots

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SumGai1986's avatar

Dude, about the damp hotel. What the F*** is up with that? One time I stayed at a relative high-end hotel in Springfield, and everything was freaking damp in the room. It was one of the most disgusting experiences of my life.

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Chunk Plepgeat's avatar

It's all the Luminol spray from the near-constant investigations into crimes involving bodily fluids.

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