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What's a "mall"?

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I have been quoted in the newsletter of the greatest food writer of all times. My life's work is complete!

Toothpaste and orange juice is the correct flavor combination, and it looks like the toothpaste helped keep the juice dots in place. I think this went well.

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Okay so if you don’t live at a theme park like I do you might not realise that they have created the Best Dippin Dots Flavour™️, which is red sour patch kid flavour!!!!

Anyway my vote is ranch dressing dippin dots

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Dude, about the damp hotel. What the F*** is up with that? One time I stayed at a relative high-end hotel in Springfield, and everything was freaking damp in the room. It was one of the most disgusting experiences of my life.

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It's all the Luminol spray from the near-constant investigations into crimes involving bodily fluids.

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