Looked at the picture of the hand holding the truffle. Thought "Huh, Dennis has much nicer hands than I thought he did. Look at that nicely manicured nail. I'm impressed." Then I read the caption and realized that was actually Davida's hand, which explained a lot.
"This is your piss Christ."
Well played.
A new high water mark in excellent investigative food journalism.
Now you’re making me want to open a Corny Truffle stand at the state fair!
Looked at the picture of the hand holding the truffle. Thought "Huh, Dennis has much nicer hands than I thought he did. Look at that nicely manicured nail. I'm impressed." Then I read the caption and realized that was actually Davida's hand, which explained a lot.
"It’s not like I’m not going to crap this thing out tomorrow, anyway."
I'm very glad for you that you have consistent fiber intake that allows your bowels great regularity.
Three cheers for mysterious and, much more importantly, wealthy benefactors!
An enduring delight for your alimentary tract.
*Looking up Piss Christ thanks to the helpful link*
I don't know what I expected.