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Dannis Ree, you are utterly Doritos Loco® and I hope the money starts flooding in at a high Pace®.

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Pace brand salsa. Eat Pace. Pace brand. Salsa. Eat pace...kjkjkjkjkjglliiiitccch

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May 16, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

everyone knows the premier BO-scented chip is the chili cheese frito.

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"The idea is to rudely insert Doritos into the classic Mexican breakfast dish, chilaquiles, which traditionally involve fried tortillas tossed in salsa".

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May 16, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

This one did not offend me in any way. I’d actually eat that. Really, go for this dish with thousand year eggs!

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May 16, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Also, why don’t you use your perfectly seasoned Made In pan to fry eggs?

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May 16, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

Anytime cumin comes out, I start looking around for the gym socks.

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May 16, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

My son and I were literally talking about making chilaquiles from Doritos on Sunday, do you have our place bugged? :)

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May 16, 2023Liked by Dennis Lee

It's wild to me that this entire blog post until the end labored under the assumption that this would be bad. It's so obviously a great idea. Like breading fried chicken in crumbled snack foods like goldfish.

I thought the inspiration was going to be the Papa John's Dorito Papadia though. Ordered one of those the other day and it's just a regular papadia except they put a bunch of raw spices on top that are supposed to taste like Dorito dust. It smelled like raw chili powder and made the entire thing worse. Lesson: don't try to replicate the concept of a Dorito, just dump actual Doritos in there and call it a day. A layer of actual Doritos to give the whole thing crunch would've been 1000x better.

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Thank goodness you used Pace, and not that *other* salsa that was made in NEW YORK CITY!!!

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Have I broken? This looks good. What's going on?

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Rude, some of us are trying to be a higher caliber of loser and get to chicago in the first place 😂

This looks glorious

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Was it really a long time ago :sad face that he was doing that and making Twinkie croutons? What a bowels movement that was. Good grief I feel old. Great piece as always Mr. Dannis.

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There's multiple places here (Texas) where they crumble up Hot Cheetos ® and use it to dust sushi, or on top of a poke bowl. It is always a great idea but their execution always comes off a like they used the stalest chips they could find.

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