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Squeegs's avatar

my mom makes great bungholes. you gotta *really* wash them out though. they're tasty when braised and stir fried!

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Dennis Lee's avatar

Extra cinnamon sugar please

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Squeegs's avatar

why must you sin against the natural order as you do

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Neurozach's avatar

I’m reading this at work, as the shift fades to nothingness, and seeing a POUND of pig asshole in a bag just sent me over the edge into hysterics. 🫡

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TM Wong's avatar

Well, that was something. I thought going to sizzler directly after a day observing autopsies was gross. Up till now chitlins had been the worst thing I could imagine eating. Same tube I guess just farther south.

Well done sir.

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Squeegs's avatar

chinese supermarkets are maximizing the profit per pig and i can respect that.

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TD Sidell's avatar

In all of the anals (I'm sorry) of this amazing newsletter, this is the closest I've ever gotten to barfing. Congratulations!

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Zoey's avatar

Wow clearly the time off did you good, because this made me laugh SO HARD. Not that they aren't ALWAYS brilliant, but this is really a powerful one. As much as I philosophically approve of nose-to-tail eating, I think this is certainly a bit I'd be happy to skip.

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Sarah Fudge's avatar

OMG that was hilarious! Brilliantly written!

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