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Squeegs's avatar

my mom makes great bungholes. you gotta *really* wash them out though. they're tasty when braised and stir fried!

Dennis Lee's avatar

Extra cinnamon sugar please

Squeegs's avatar

why must you sin against the natural order as you do

Neurozach's avatar

I’m reading this at work, as the shift fades to nothingness, and seeing a POUND of pig asshole in a bag just sent me over the edge into hysterics. 🫡

TM Wong's avatar

Well, that was something. I thought going to sizzler directly after a day observing autopsies was gross. Up till now chitlins had been the worst thing I could imagine eating. Same tube I guess just farther south.

Well done sir.

Squeegs's avatar

chinese supermarkets are maximizing the profit per pig and i can respect that.

TD Sidell's avatar

In all of the anals (I'm sorry) of this amazing newsletter, this is the closest I've ever gotten to barfing. Congratulations!

Zoey's avatar

Wow clearly the time off did you good, because this made me laugh SO HARD. Not that they aren't ALWAYS brilliant, but this is really a powerful one. As much as I philosophically approve of nose-to-tail eating, I think this is certainly a bit I'd be happy to skip.

Sarah Fudge's avatar

OMG that was hilarious! Brilliantly written!