You could cut the awkward silence happening in this living room awkwardly with a bent butter knife, after Pizza Man asked me what I was laughing about and then stared on in pained silence as I laughed harder and harder trying to explain why this was funny.
He's still waiting for the punch line and I'm sweating nervously.
Americans calling the topping "bruschetta" instead of the toast is just revenge for the fact that Italians call grilled ham & cheese sandwiches "toast."
If you really want to have a good time, go to the food section at Menards. Yes, the hardware store. I don't know if the Menards in Chicago stocks food, but the ones in the suburbs do. There is all kinds of weird off-brand stuff (think Corn flavored Popcorn). But there are also some real gems there as well.
You could cut the awkward silence happening in this living room awkwardly with a bent butter knife, after Pizza Man asked me what I was laughing about and then stared on in pained silence as I laughed harder and harder trying to explain why this was funny.
He's still waiting for the punch line and I'm sweating nervously.
You've done it again!
Americans calling the topping "bruschetta" instead of the toast is just revenge for the fact that Italians call grilled ham & cheese sandwiches "toast."
If you really want to have a good time, go to the food section at Menards. Yes, the hardware store. I don't know if the Menards in Chicago stocks food, but the ones in the suburbs do. There is all kinds of weird off-brand stuff (think Corn flavored Popcorn). But there are also some real gems there as well.