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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

I don't know what's up with unilever these days. Between Ben and jerry's and choco taco, they seem to be giving ice cream lovers the brain freeze treatment.

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

Add some Croutons to make Caprese Sun Panzanella, and drink with a boba straw?

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mmmm....mushy bread

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

Well, perhaps we should pronounce it journ-anal-ist? Put the knife down Dannis.

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

Congratulations on breaking the Choco Taco story! (A series of words I never expected, but am delighted to, say in that order)

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

I mean, it's kinda like gazpacho with cheese? Sounds good to me.

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

Now I want you to make Azzpacho, gazpacho explicitly made for butt-chugging. [Note: my autocomplete knew about butt-chugging, so I'm re-evaluating my life choices right now.]

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Aug 3, 2022Liked by Dennis Lee

Fuck, good thing I expanded comments before posting because you beat me to a buttchug mention. (My intended input concluded with "Grab a funnel and have at!")

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