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Ami's avatar

I can not explain the beauty of the unexpected belly laugh I had when I really needed it. Thanks for the dumbassery, like, sincerely.

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seven's avatar

you're absolutely insane and everything i aspire to be when i grow up

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Maenad's avatar

Joe brought me here

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Dennis Lee's avatar

Who's Joe?!

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Tuan's avatar

Jesus goddamn christ

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Jenne B's avatar

I am AMAZED! I thought the dishwasher would just fling the noodles everywhere! I have no idea what goes on inside a dishwasher I guess

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Zoey's avatar

This is horrifying and beautiful, I salute you and your ingenuity.

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ric leczel's avatar

oh, what about cooking something on the engine of your car? I bet that would blow something up?

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Dennis Lee's avatar

Cooking a grenade might do it

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ric leczel's avatar

Stupidity I can count on. Now that is a talent all by itself. And you exceed so masterfully at it. I'm wondering if you use sharp implements? Like knives and mandolins? Might take care of that nasty hand of yours!

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Nicole's avatar

Dishwashers: the original sous vide machine

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