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That photo, oh my.

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I’m still laughing at it.

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no. no no no no no no. *shakes head* no.

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This. This is what Food is Stupid is all about.

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That oozing photo is a deeply cursed image that will haunt me for a while

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Slides down easy.

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I am trying to understand the point of a lubricant that also is designed to taste good. I get that things you put in your mouth should taste good (or at least neutral), and I understand what lube is for (at least some things, I am sure others escape my imagination). But a product that covers BOTH bases?

Anyways, I imagine that sandwich picture is going to be pixelated in many countries. It is unseemly. Well done.

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Sometimes, Chicago-style isn’t the right way to enjoy certain types of sausage. Though Dannis, maybe you should try to develop Chicago-Style Lube? Could be your ticket to millions!

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been having anxiety about this all week. So glad to see it wasn't the Friday edition.

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The most creative minds come up with parallel ideas. My Trash TV is Eat it or Yeet it, and they made a drink with strawberry lube. Naturally it made me think of you.

https://youtu.be/2E0GHyz4Hk0?si=mYLgTKGtCnczHBhx&t=657

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This is so good

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Well you've gone and made an edible fleshlight

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why did this make me hungry

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Wow...just wow.

I heard of weirder things, even seen a few professionally. This would definitely mess up the natural flora.

Complements to the, chef. They could have at least made it purple.

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You're batshit crazy Mr Ree. Don't ever change!

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Will give this a try

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