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Hello, elite crew, it’s Friday!

It’s been an interesting week, huh? We’ve got a shiny new president, and on Wednesday I felt the entire country have a big fat fart of relief. I know the feeling will pass at some point, but it’s been really weird watching press conferences in the past few days.

I wondered why they felt strange, until I realized what it wa…