Subscribers Only: The B(eggin' Strips)LT sandwich

because beggin' strips are in season right now

What’s up, clowns?!

I love summer. If you have your own garden (I wish we had one), you probably really love summer, because at this point you can probably stroll into it and pick out some of the things that the asshole squirrels haven’t eaten yet. Perhaps some of you gardeners have cool stuff like cucumbers, cigarette butts, peppers, and of course, toma…