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Hello, my gorgeous clowns!

Hell yeah, it’s Friday. Hopefully it’s the end of a not-so-stressful week, so you’re about to hit the finish line. And now that you’ve gotten this far, I have a gift for you, since you are the greatest people on the planet.

You all remember this week’s previous post, yes? It was about this ridiculous device called the Banana Lo…