Oi, clownies!
Memorial Day weekend is upon us! In America, this is a weekend where people are obligated to ask you if you are planning on grilling hot dogs on your day off, and no matter what, you must nod enthusiastically and say yes. If you say no, you will be shunned from society forever. You cannot tell people you are actually planning on laying on t…
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