Kitty litter miso soup

not used, thankfully, I checked

Howya doin’, my beautiful clowns?

I haven’t died yet after attempting to make mapo tofu out of kitty litter, though I have a feeling those sandy bits are still stuck in my teeth somewhere. Don’t worry, though, the darkness comes for us all someday.

I am still weirdly obsessed with this tofu-based litter, however, because the idea is fascinating to me for some childish reason. It’s probably because the first thing I think about when it comes to tofu isn’t letting my cats drop a heinous deuce in it.

But this stuff has wildly changed the way I see a staple food of mine, which is why for paid subscribers this week, I made miso soup with it.

Let’s get started, shall we?