How much air is in a container of cheese balls?

you've probably always wondered

Hello, subscriber clowns!

Hope I didn’t make too many of you sick after reading about the S’moyster earlier this week. I had a few people reach out to tell me that they almost keeled over after reading that one.

“People have turned food into a shitshow,” I proclaim loudly, while looking around the room with a guilty expression on my face. “This is all jus…