If you’re wondering why I haven’t sent anything out this week yet, well. Ouch.
The other day, I sliced a decent amount of my thumbnail off at work while chopping vegetables. If you want to see a gnarly picture of it, I can email you one, because you’re disgusting and I love you.
It’s been difficult doing things like typing or using my hands for an extended period of time, but I’m getting better pretty quick. I’ll be fine soon, provided I don’t accidentally keep bonking it into things.
So next week, we’ll all have double the fun and I’ll put up not one, but two posts! Unless I chop off my other thumbnail.
The first one will be for paid subscribers (it’s a little bonus material)!
Then, back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans where I threaten to shove corn cobs up my ass or something.
In the meantime, here is a great photo of me from a long time ago:
BYE!