I wish I couldn't see the pictures for this one... That poor innocent burrito, just going about its day and BLAM it got Dannis Ree'd, blitzed beyond recognition in the name of science.
Hey Dannis! I wanted to get in at the top of the comments to wish you all the best with your upcoming eye surgery. I know the condition you have has been a major thorn in your eye (uh… sorry), and I’m hoping that all of this treatment you’ve been receiving finally brings you some real relief and gets you back to seeing clearly and comfortably again. Wishing you a smooth surgery, a quick recovery, and the very best outcome. We’ll all be thinking about you! 👁️👍
Good luck with the eye replacement surgery. A friend of mine got the latest model that lets you switch to infrared so you can hunt your prey under cover of night.
A) oh my god the worst part about being essentially blind in one eye is when someone tries to hand something to you and you just completely grasp at the air in front of it 😩
2) i actually would probably love more foods in rudimentary paste form, i fuckin LOVE pâté
Love you! Cheering you on. This paste sounds kind of good honestly. Much better than other stuff you've eaten for sure. Especially with salsa. I'm here for it.
Like GigerCounter, I thought it was chopped liver and I was so, so happy for you because it's delicious (not that a burrito wouldn't be but in my mouth the chopped liver wins the prize)! Best luck with surgery and recovery!
Thank you guys so much. You're all the best.
I wish I couldn't see the pictures for this one... That poor innocent burrito, just going about its day and BLAM it got Dannis Ree'd, blitzed beyond recognition in the name of science.
Oh, and good luck! Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll give you a bonus eye laser for being extra brave.
Hey Dannis! I wanted to get in at the top of the comments to wish you all the best with your upcoming eye surgery. I know the condition you have has been a major thorn in your eye (uh… sorry), and I’m hoping that all of this treatment you’ve been receiving finally brings you some real relief and gets you back to seeing clearly and comfortably again. Wishing you a smooth surgery, a quick recovery, and the very best outcome. We’ll all be thinking about you! 👁️👍
Maybe a cyborg eye gets you a license to shoot bad folks in the dick like robocop. Might be a nice benefit.
You are either going to have the best wing in heaven, the worst wing in hell, or maybe have to split time between both in alternating weeks.
Heaven for the climate. Hell for the company. -- Mark Twain
Good luck with the eye replacement surgery. A friend of mine got the latest model that lets you switch to infrared so you can hunt your prey under cover of night.
best of luck with the surgery dannis!
objectively i like steak burritos and horchata
but this is easily one of the bottom 5 things i would try from this newsletter
It's in the negative numbers for me!
Looks like chopped liver or fart dip - sounds like it tastes better than the latter though. Best wishes for a speedy recovery on the surgery!
A) oh my god the worst part about being essentially blind in one eye is when someone tries to hand something to you and you just completely grasp at the air in front of it 😩
2) i actually would probably love more foods in rudimentary paste form, i fuckin LOVE pâté
Dannis, you are going to be OK! You've got a lot of good karma built up with how much delight you spread with this newsletter.
Love you! Cheering you on. This paste sounds kind of good honestly. Much better than other stuff you've eaten for sure. Especially with salsa. I'm here for it.
eat your heart out, soylent
i hope your recovery is as quick and uneventful as can be!
I wish you good health and a speedy recovery, Dennis. I've had 1 major eye surgery and it was not pleasant. You are in my thoughts.
Addendum: I think the real question is how Robocop excretes and where does his excreta end up.
That burrito slicing reminded me first of sushi, and then of the horse scene from “The Cell”. Remember “The Cell”, Dannis? Remember?
oh god
All of my digits are crossed for you!
Like GigerCounter, I thought it was chopped liver and I was so, so happy for you because it's delicious (not that a burrito wouldn't be but in my mouth the chopped liver wins the prize)! Best luck with surgery and recovery!